Me : J, have you told your family? I have.
J : Yes Nad. I have.
Me : Oh, what did they say?
J : They said we shouldn't break up. And you should convert to Christian. They think you're too conservative.
Me : Fuck. You just don't get it? And why don't you be a Muslim?
J : You know I won't do that. And what did your family say?
Me : That I should give you time and see if you'd change your mind? And you should convert since you're a free thinker?
J : *sighs
Me : J, whatever it is, I love you.