Is that how you see us?

Unbelievable.

She said to him, "Eh, so how you met your girlfriend?"
Moment of silence. One word, awkward.
And I jumped in, "Uh no, he's not my boyfriend."
He smiled.
"Oh really? You guys look compatible with one another!" *Giggles.
Okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. But, ummm. No.

I reached home near midnight. Joel wasn't very pleased, but not as angry as I'd have thought.
How can I not love this guy?

And I don't get how boys play the game.
You guys are not my fucking boyfriend so why do you have to bother what time I'm heading home. Who I'm out with.
Omg. Even Joel don't pester me with such questions. Annoying much.